Biker Entourage

Social motorcycling for urban creatives? Gotham gonzos 'n geeks on bikes? . . . Whatever you wanna call us, we think it's time to move beyond the handful of biker molds and bring the Motorcycle into the progress that's unfolding around us.

Let's start by recognizing what gives bikes their groundbreaking potential.
Riding can be a foray into godliness, more profound to an individual's experience than the discovery of the god particle. Motorcycles bring relativity theory into the personal, giving mortals the ability to start pushing the c of E=mc2.

If the m stands for motorcycle and the E stands for Experience ... then we've got all bases covered.
Add the human factor--the open minds and fierce hearts shared by bikers--to a fun, outside the box ethos, and some pretty interesting shyte is bound to happen.

Even if you don't ride, BEnt is looking for partnerships with event producers, performers, PR pros, web designers & creatives of all ilks.

Westchester Guardian

The SUV-Biker Incident: Is Alexian Lien The New Bernhard Goetz?
Pavement Pieces

Bikers turn into pirates during Pirate Ride

fox5 2Fox 5 Pirate Ride Coverage
On The Level 

BMW S1000:
A Common Man's Superbike




 Next Ride:  

Pirate Ride 2015

Arrrrghh me mateys. This'll be our 4th annual Pirate Ride, always on Talk Like A Pirate Day (9/19), where we dress like pirates and ride around NYC, pillaging, burning and causing mayhem (you know, like make believe) This year co-hosted by none other than NYC Sport Bike Riders and CRONYC (Cafe Racers of NYC).

This year, Trustworthy Sources informed me that we'll be engaged in an epic treasure hunt. Trustworthy Sources has also informed that you should download the Aurasma app on ITunes or Android for said treasure hunt. You'll also need to bring an EZ-Pass or $15 in cash for tolls.

The treasure we'll be hunting for was on Captain Kidd's pirate ship, Adventure. Historians with a PhD in dumbass believe its treasure went down with the ship when it sank off the coast of Madagascar.  



Trustworthy Sources, a dead ol' pirate's parrot (purportedly 450 years old give or take four centuries) kept repeating over and over again that "you're going on a treasure hunt, you stupid little..." After I shot the parrot's head clean off with my musket, he relayed further details.

But we've seen Madagascar and we know cartoon characters are imaginary. And as New Yorkers, we've always known that the city's most famous pirate would've hidden the treasure somewhere in New York. Thanks to Trustworthy Sources we now have some leads on the treasure!

After the treasure hunt we'll be joining the fun and merriment of P iratecon at which point we're all on our own. Piratecon does a bar crawl, so PLEASE RIDE RESPONSIBLY!
Also, since motorcycles can now apparently travel on water, we'll be riding on the Hudson River and randomly raiding, sinking and/or commandeering sea vessels, preferably naval warships.  

This year's ride is being co-hosted by Biker Entourage, NYC Sportbike Riders, and Cafe Racers of NYC (CRONYC) so it should be a hella fun.

RSVP early, sharpen your swords (and piratesp eak), and bring an extra helmet for hapless wenches (as is our custom we'll be inviting wenches and perhaps a few gents along for the ride). 

So there ya have it me briny- assed, lilly-livered, two-wheeled skallywags. Join our pirate ride at your own risk aaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!  
Our flag 

for the day

In the past we've tossed bouncing eyeballs at innocent bystanders in Times Square, engaged in mock swordfights, given rides to wenches, competed in contests for bottles of rum (best pirate pickup lines, shoot the cannonball through the porthole etc), were featured on Fox 5 News, and rode through Captain Kidd's 'ol stomping grounds.


Inclement Weather Policy (aka NP Policy)
For all levels of bikers, riding in the rain and inclement weather is an important skillset to learn. Bikers in other parts of the world (e.g. England, Germany) ride through rain and inclement weather as part and parcel of the biker experience. Here, when the weather gets crappy, rather than prepare for it with proper gear and a conservative rattitude (riding attitude) adjustment, we chump out.

Well here at Biker Entourage we don't chump out. At least not just because of rain. So unless there's something posted on this website calling off a ride or you're contacted  yes the ride is on.

Having said that, use your own judgment. It is your Body and Life. If you feel it would be unsafe for you to ride because of your skill level, bc you're not feeling up to it, or bc the fortune teller who's always been on point tells you not to, then you are encouraged NOT to attend the ride. If however you're thinking of not attending because you don't want to get wet or because your pussy hurts then you are encouraged to get over it and join the wet, courageous souls you'll be proud to ride with.


Viva La Figa

Biker Entourage was initially started for rides, shits 'n giggles but has morphed into something far more alarming.

Harnessing the creative potential, intelligence & success of our area's bikers, who've an engine roaring through their heart and the wind on their face (hopefully not from the rider in front).

Based on the loyalty the motorcycle brings with it, including networking for projects, babysitters and bank jobs.

Ever done interactive theater, Burning Man or Bike Kill? Add inspiration from stuff like psych ogeography, & Ingress and you've got rides and experiences that recognize how bikes can change eveything.
A hella augmented reality adventure under development...It'll be nothing short of a two-wheeled epiphany.

Get an invite for this pioneering game's betta launch by signing on BEnt's email list

NO RULES . . . except these two:
Rule No. 1: If you're a biker--and you've survived everything that's trying to terminate you (or serve you up with an assfull of roadrash)--you deserve props no matter what you ride.
Rule No. 2: We've all got different philosophies in life, but the golden rule is RESPECT (mutual that is). No fighting, endagering other bikers, or any other squidlike/douchey behavior. If youre prone to this then BEnt aint for you.


Hunter - Shitty Image

 Some Past Rides: 

Fox 5 coverage
of BEnt's 3d Annual
Pirate Ride
   Fox 5 coverage of Pirate Ride 2014

Gods of India Ride & 


Indian Gods Racing Go-Karts under A Full Moon
- a review

Moon Ride flyer

Wheels-Good BEnt-

Pirate Ride 2013 Erotic Ride & Secret Party
"So How Was The Sex Party?"

Erotic Ride

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Brooklyn Easy Riders Club            Empire State Motorcycle Safety Education Program




Legal Disclaimer: Riding or being a passenger on a motorcycle, particularly in a group, is an inherently dangerous activity. As a condition of your voluntary participation in our rides you assume any and all associated risk and agree to release and discharge "Biker Entourage, LLC" and its members, owners, organizers and participants from any and all claims, damages or liabilities arising from injury to your person or property.
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