CALLING ALL
MOTOCYCLETERASTS

NY area wahlbergs, spankys, pacinos, urkels, pitts, jolies, cobains, rossis, nikitas, connerys, thurmans, diesels, snipes, lucy lius, vangoghs, austin powerses, clouds, griers, bruce lees, spidermen and other accomplished, slick, boffo two-wheeled bohemians, burners and other creatives in search of a home . . .




per sempre

Grand Poobah



"A paradigm shift
in motorcycling"




based outta NYC

 
 
 WHAT IS BIKER ENTOURAGE?
Social motorcycling for urban creatives? Gotham gonzos 'n geeks on bikes? . . . Whatever you wanna call us, we think it's time to move beyond the handful of biker molds and bring the Motorcycle into the progress that's unfolding around us.

Let's start by recognizing what gives bikes their groundbreaking potential.
Riding can be a foray into godliness, more profound to an individual's experience than the discovery of the god particle. Motorcycles bring relativity theory into the personal, giving mortals the ability to start pushing the c of E=mc2.

If the m stands for motorcycle and the E stands for Experience ... then we've got all bases covered.
Add the human factor--the open minds and fierce hearts shared by bikers--to a fun, outside the box ethos, and we've got a concoction that's sure to push some envelopes and raise some eyebrows.

You don't have to ride to come aboard. We're seeking partnerships with event producers, performers, PR pros, web designers & creatives of all ilks.
 
 


 
   
Reuters   Innovative Biker Group Serves Up Erotic Rides, Costume Parties & Spiritual Redemption on Two Wheels
     
 BEnt Editorial 
  The SUV-Biker Incident: Is Alexian Lien The New Bernhard Goetz?
     
  "I am the resistance, a harbinger of freedom and a god of speed"
 Pirate Ride coverage   
Fox 5 

Pirate Ride Coverage
 Pavement Pieces   

Bikers turn into pirates during Pirate Ride

 



 
 

 
 


 
 Next Ride:   TBA 
 

 









 


Inclement Weather Policy (aka NP Policy)
 
For all levels of bikers, riding in the rain and inclement weather is an important skillset to learn. Bikers in other parts of the world (e.g. England, Germany) ride through rain and inclement weather as part and parcel of the biker experience. Here, when the weather gets crappy, rather than prepare for it with proper gear and a conservative rattitude (riding attitude) adjustment, we chump out.

Well here at Biker Entourage we don't chump out. At least not just because of rain. So unless there's something posted on this website calling off a ride or you're contacted yes the ride is on.

Having said that, use your own judgment. It is your Body and Life. If you feel it would be unsafe for you to ride because of your skill level, bc you're not feeling up to it, or bc the fortune teller who's always been on point tells you not to, then you are encouraged NOT to attend the ride. If however you're thinking of not attending because you don't want to get wet or because your pussy hurts then you are encouraged to get over it and join the few shivering, courageous souls you'll be proud to ride with.

 

Viva La Figa

HARNESSING THE CREATIVE & SOCIAL POWER OF THE MOTORCYCLE
Biker Entourage was initially started for rides, shits 'n giggles but has morphed into something far more alarming.

AN ILLUMINATI FOR GONZO BIKERS
Harnessing the creative potential, intelligence & success of our area's bikers, who've an engine roaring through their heart and the wind on their face (hopefully not from the rider in front).

MUTUAL SUPPORT
Based on the loyalty the motorcycle brings with it, including networking for projects, babysitters and bank jobs.


BIKES CHANGE EVERYTHING

Ever done interactive theater, Burning Man or Bike Kill? Add inspiration from stuff like psychogeography, sf0.org & Ingress and you've got rides and experiences that recognize how bikes can change eveything.
ALT REALITY GAME
A hella augmented reality adventure under development...It'll be nothing short of a two-wheeled epiphany.

Get an invite for this pioneering game's betta launch by signing on BEnt's email list


NO RULES . . . except these two:
Rule No. 1: If you're a biker--and you've survived everything that's trying to terminate you (or serve you up with an assfull of roadrash)--you deserve props no matter what you ride.
 
Rule No. 2: We've all got different philosophies in life, but the golden rule is RESPECT (mutual that is). No fighting, endagering other bikers, or any other squidlike/douchey behavior. If youre prone to this then BEnt aint for you.
 
Duc Hunter - Shitty Image
 



 Past Rides: 

 
Fox 5 coverage
of BEnt's 3d Annual
Pirate Ride
   Fox 5 coverage of Pirate Ride 

2014
 

Gods of India Ride & Party

Indian Gods Racing Go-Karts under A Full Moon
- a review
Full Moon Ride flyer
Four-

Wheels-Good BEnt-

flyer-12-Oclock-Boys
Pirate Ride 2013 Erotic Ride & Secret Party
"So How Was The Sex Party?"
   

 
Erotic Ride
 



SUGGESTED OPERATIONS
 
These are the events on the Suggested Operations table. You're encouraged to organize any that interest you, or pitch one of your own to us:

Motorcycle Theater
A paradigm shift in participatory theater, where our bikes lead us to the novel and the unexpected. Theater that is experienced not from a stationary perspective but in all four dimensions, and that requires our active participation as coconspirators. Using the motorcycle's spacial and temporal superpowers can add exponentially to creative possibilities in performance art and theatrical experience.

Scavenger Hunt and Interdimensional Motoportation Ride
Romping around the city, where the challenges will include psychedelic clues, shots, the abduction of humans and other fun times. Oh yeah and interdimensional teleportation.
Three Dolla Charity Ride
Where bikers donate their rides for charity by giving willing civilians and other unsuspecting victims a ride for 3 dolla.

Biker Ghoul's Parade
BEnt's costumed, two-wheeled participation in the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade.

Green Machines
Let's break some preconceived notions about green initiatives. Here's one: the most popular environmentally friendly vehicles are the fastest and badest ones on the road. Motorcycles. Join BEnt as we take this one step further with a green ride including tree plantings, female worship & other Gaia-friendly activities.


 
H e l p B E n t

 

 
BEnt's Talk Like A Pirate Ride Survivors of sword fight arrr!!Riding Through Times Square

Pillaging

Happy LassPirate Smile

 

S O H O W D O I G E T I N V O L V E D ?
This is just starting up, so the initiation process is a bit hazy. Like late mornings after a cheap bottle of tequila.
 
For now it's gonna work like this:
 
(1) JOIN UP FOR RIDES AND EVENTS. To get BEnt's alerts, get on our email list or join up on meetup.com/bikerentourage, facebook.com/bikerentourage or twitter.com/bikerentourage
 

(2) ORGANIZE RIDES AND EVENTS. Not talking about a ride to a bbq, but outside-the-box, creative, random, engaging rides and events with a creative, redeeming, or bizarre emphasis. You organize, BE will help at all phases.
Examples of ideas you can organize or participate in:
 
* Fashion Week and Motorcycles, Perfect Together (Yikes!)
* Redneck Ride - fishing, camping, a shooting range & a motogp screening
* Children's Cancer Center
* Visiting A Rider's Mom for Mother's Day (if you dont got a Mom no more)
* Motorcycle Poetry Slam
* Motorcycle Orchestra - music created solely from motorcycles
* Track or Stunting Lessons
* A magazine article / A reality show pitch
* Biker Games (ring toss, tricycle race, la tomatina, and pin the tail on the biker, meet an unarmed Hunter S. Thompson)
* Your fun, gonzo or preposterous idea here
 
S E E K I N G :

DOCUMENTARIAN:

MINIONS:

MISSIONARY:

to document our exploits in photos and video, including for a reality show

to perform important organizational stuff

our fav postition . . . to promote BEnt and be our media guru.

 
 
 

 
 


 

 

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Friends, Sponsors & People We Like

 

Team Pro-Motion

Ride North America NYC Sportbike Riders NESBA

 

DUCATI OWNERS CLUB NYC

Brooklyn Easy Riders Club

 


 

PLEASE READ:

Legal Disclaimer: Riding or being a passenger on a motorcycle, particularly in a group, is an inherently dangerous activity. As a condition of your voluntary participation in our rides you assume any and all associated risk and agree to release and discharge "Biker Entourage, LLC" and its members, owners, organizers and participants from any and all claims, damages or liabilities arising from injury to your person or property.
 
Biker Entourage LLC notice: : 'Biker Entourage' and 'bikerentourage' are trade marks and service marks owned & used in commerce throughout the U.S. & Internationally since 2010