Interested in attending Chemistry's biker-themed erotic party Sat Sept 6?
Biker Entourage
     On Saturday, September 6, 2014, Biker Entourage will be having its second annual erotic-themed ride at 1PM. All riders are invited to attend.

     Later that night, volunteers who've applied and been accepted will co-host Easy Rider, Chemistry's celebrated erotic, biker-themed party.



 

                I. Erotic Ride                


Meet at the Ear Inn, kickstands up @ 1:00PM (9/16/14)

Stops: 

1. EAR INN, 326 Spring St 10013

2. SHAG, 108 Roebling St, Williamsburg 11211
The best little sex shop in NYC.
Our lovely hostesses at Shag will be giving new meaning to the idea of game-playing.

3. SKINNY DENNIS, 152 Metropolitan Ave, Williamsburg 11249
Selected as the best hookup bar in NYC by Time Out (timeout.com/newyork/the-10-best-hookup-bars-in-nyc).

4. DROM, 85 Avenue A (bet 5th and 6th sts) 10009
Home of the Air Sex World Championships in NYC which will be held on Thurs Aug 28 (
airsexworld.com).

5. ST. PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL, 5th Ave bet 50-51 Sts - RIDE BY
No this isn't a typo of epic proportions. This gets our vote for the riskiest and most outrageous place in the city a couple has had sex in. For the backstory of this 2002 occurance: foxnews.com/story/2002/08/16/couple-arrested-for-having-sex-in-new-york-city-cathedral.

6. SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS, Times Squ Arts Center, 303 W 42 St 10036 - RIDE BY
If you find yourself having sex in a cathedral you may want to consider atending this sex addiction group here or at their other Manhattan location in St. Francis of Assisi (nycsaa.org). Another org that we won't be riding to but deserves mention is Hollaback!, an org committed to addressing the most common form of sexual harassment in NYC (ihollaback.org/about).

7. LE TRAPEZE, 17 E 27 St 10016 - RIDE BY
Arguably NYC's most well-known sex club.

8. MUSEUM OF SEX, 233 5th Ave 10016
This will be our final destination where riders can go in and check out the exhibits or ride off and find a playmate.

Feel free to wait for us at any of these stops after 1PM

RIDERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO WEAR GARTERS, BANANA HAMMOCKS, LINGERIE, FISHNETS OR OTHER INAPPROPRIATE EROTIC GEAR

Our ride on google maps: https://goo.gl/maps/OQNN4



 

   II. Ready for Easy Rider II?     


Celebrated NYC erotic-themed party Chemistry (of 'illuminated eroticism' fame) has invited us back to co-host a second installment of one of their most successful soirees, Easy Rider, on Sat. Sept. 6.


The party


Whether servicing party-goers with our machines or our own bad selves, the last time Chemistry threw this party we had a hella time. More importantly one of our lads got to take home a vibrator.

Needless to say, as co-hosts we had greater responsibilities than just representing for two-wheeled bad boys 'n bitches with biker sexy chic. We served as ambassadors to motocycleterasts everywhere by offering our wind therapy magic--and our babies as props--to the friendly and ... playful guests.

So how psyched are we to co-host Easy Rider again? As psyched as Marquez on a Repsol in Jerez.


How you can attend
 

Chemistry is selective about who it invites and normally requires that you apply for membership (with a pricey fee) and come with a female.

But as co-host you
can just waltz on in and enjoy  by either: i. offering rides to party-goers (you must have 2 years riding experience or 5,000 miles), or ii. offering your custom, sexy or otherwise badass-looking bike to be used as a prop.

Co-hosting spots are limited. Please email bikerentourage@gmail.com with your co-host request. Include pictures of yourself and your bike, which one of the two activities you're volunteering for, and anything else you wanna say about yourself. You can also friend BEnt on Facebook or Meetup.

As with last year's Erotic Ride, we'll be having an erotic-themed ride before the party (more info on that later).


Taking submissions from Photogs and other creatives


We're accepting submissions to exhibit your motorcycle-related photography at the party. The more sensual, original or creative the better. Please email bikerentourage@gmail.com with your online port or examples of your work. If you're selected you'll also be granted admission as a co-host and a chance to exhibit and sell your work. Check out last year's Easy Rider exhibit, a nude photo shoot with the BMW S1000RR

If you have any special talents, cool biker-related stuff we can use (like a stand for peeps to start up and shift your bike while remaining stationary), or any other outside-the-box ideas or contributions we're all ears.

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Pirate Ride, Sept. 19

Mark your calendars me maties, Friday eve, Sept 19, marks our annual Pirate Ride in celebration of NY's baddest pirate Cap'n Kidd on Talk Like a Pirate Day. We ride across NY's piratiest landmarks, throw eyeballs at innocent bystanders, have mock sword fights and engage in nonsensical contests. RSVP on Meetup, Facebook or check BEnt's website later for more ride info.

 
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